Football in the State of Michigan
Oh boy. This is a great one. I guess the biggest story is the first ever 0-16 season by the hapless Detroit Lions (sorry Calvin). But it gets better...three Michigan college teams make it to bowls - and none of them is Michigan (Michigan State, Western Michigan, and Central Michigan - all three lost btw)! Gotta love Rich Rod gettin the job done in his first year like CPJ...oh wait...
The American and Minnesotian(?) Voting Public
...for electing Barack Hussein Obama and Al "the clown" Franken(stein), respectively. I guess McCain's not a great choice either, but the way the media deceived the voting public was truly astounding. Then somehow, fellow super-liberal Al Franken (yes, the same Al Franken who has a show on liberal radio network Air America) gets elected to one of the US Senate seats from the state of Minnesota in an epic runoff in which votes magically appears in Franken's favor). Now we just gotta figure out who won the races in the other seven states...
OJ "I didn't do it...but this is how I woud've done it" Simpson
I bet USC fans aren't too happy about this one. Over a decade after the "trial of the century", Orange Juice was found guilty of armed robbery and kidnap after he robbed two sports memorabilia dealers at gunpoint at a Vegas hotel. Way to be a role model, OJ.
Honorable Mention: The FCC
Our favorite censorship panel pulled a move that most of us would be reprimanded for -- they cited Wikipedia (in a March 27th release regarding satellite providers' offering local channels...or something like that). Glad to see our government is taking steps to ensure accurate data collection methods. I certainly don't question the vast usefulness of Wikipedia, I have to say I'm bothered that a group affiliated with the US Government is attempting to legitimately use information from a website whose disclaimer reads: "WIKIPEDIA MAKES NO GUARANTEE OF VALIDITY". At least our tax dollars are doing something these days.
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